Snuffles: Do not call me that! "Snuffles" was my slave name. That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles. Snuffles: Where are my testicles, Summer? Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. In the time it took you to make this thing, couldn't you have just, you know, helped me with my homework? Rick: Are you listening to me, Morty? Homework is stupid! The whole point is to get less of it! you know, y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time. Goldenfold, and we-we're gonna incept the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. Morty: Inception made sense! Rick: You don't have to try and impress me, Morty! Listen: tonight, we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, Mr. It's just like that movie you keep crowing about! Morty: You're talking about Inception? Rick: That's right, Morty! This is gonna be a lot like that, except y'know, it's gonna me-beh. what is it? Rick: It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people's dreams, Morty. Lawnmower Dog Rick: Boy, you're really gonna flip your lid over this one. all- a hundred days! Rick and Morty forever a hundred times! Over and over,. Rick and Morty time! All day long, forever. Rick: The outside world is our enemy, Morty! We're the only f ehh-friends we got, Morty! It's just Rick and Morty! Ruh-ick and Morty and their adventures, Morty! Rick and Morty forever and forever, 100 years, Rick and Morty's things! Me and Rick and Morty running around and. And I needed those seeds real bad and I have to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back! So now we're gonna have to go get more! And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty! And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty! Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty! But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you're gonna be part of 'em! And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna- do all of kinds of wonderful things, Morty. you're also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty. And once those seeds we ahh-wear off, you're gonna lose most of your motor skills and. Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the Megaseeds dissolving in your rectal cavity. Morty: Holy cow, Rick! I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter! Rick: Full disclosure, Morty-it's not. Now if you just stick with me, Morty, we're gonna be- HOLY CRAP, MORTY, RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MORTY, RUN!! I-I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT THING BEFORE IN MY LIFE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS!! WE-WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, MORTY, IT'S GONNA KILL US!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE, MORTY!!! I'm no stranger to scary situations, I deal with them all the time. m-meeting them head-on, charging into 'em like a bull-that's how we grow as people. You're lookin' around, and it's all scary and different, but y'know. I know that new situations can be intimidating. Morty: Oh man, Rick! I'm looking around this place, and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing! Rick: All right, all right, calm down. I'm talking about Mega seeds, th- ther-they're incredibly powerful and I need 'em to h -elp me with my research, Morty. Woah, Rick! What is this place? Rick: It's Dimension 35C, and it's got the perfect climate conditions for a special type of- TREE, Morty! Called the Mega tree! And there's fruit in those trees, and there's seeds in those fruits.
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